A Few Wuick Ones

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Monday, 01-Mar-2010 7:58:30

Q: How are sex and air the same?
A: It's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q: How does a new husband differ from a new puppy?
A: After a year, the puppy is still happy to see you.

Q: How are men and dogs related?
A: The urge for men to chase women even though they don't intend on marrying them is the same urge that causes dogs to chase cars when they don't intend to drive them.

Post 2 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Monday, 01-Mar-2010 7:58:45

Sorry. I messed up on the topic title.

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 01-Mar-2010 11:03:32

lol no worries; great jokes!! LMAO.

Post 4 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Monday, 01-Mar-2010 12:04:22

I overheard my mom reading them from an Email forward. Hahaha.

Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 01-Mar-2010 12:34:57

rotfl!

Post 6 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 06-Mar-2010 1:57:43

Lol! I've heard the second one before, but they're all funny nonetheless.